Simon - Games

[nothingtoregret]

Rating: PG
Word Count: 93
Summary: Sometimes Jonathan will do anything to get his own way.

“What?  No!”
“Hah!  How’d you like them eggs!”
“I can’t believe you just did that!  And, uh, shouldn’t that be ‘apples’?”
“Eggs taste better.  Anyway, want to play again?”
“Not if you’re going to cheat, no.”
“That was a perfectly legitimate strategy!”
“What?!  How can you-”
“Easily.  It’s in the rules - want to check?”
“Ugh, no.”
“Want to invite your boyfriend to play instead?”
“Jonathan!”
“Because it’s either you or him.”
“Not if you’re gonna-
“-or I’ll be forced to put your rent up.”
“Oh for-”
“Shall I deal, or will you?”